Sorry folks, I was in the midst of my normal Attention Deficit Disorder yesterday, however being that I’m also a Texan..slow ain’t nut’n new in my mind over matterins so here goes, let’s warm up da oven in what matters!!
These days when it’s in regard to golf we hear all this talk about Tiger, #1, who’s the greatest, Strength of Field, Fans, Sponsors, Advertisers, Media and courses so much it’s get’n about as bore’n as watch’n a Congressional Senate committee hear’n!! So, let’s get SERIOUS, well at least SEErious about some input on what just might really bring folks (ok, maybe not a few wives, girl friends, mother-in-laws) back to watch’n and attend’n professional golf tournaments!
Pro Golfers simply need a CHEERLEADER and a CADDIE!! Now I ain’t talk’n yo’re typical loud mouth, beer drink’n, gut bust’n, rant’n and rave’n maniac, I’m talk’n a sexy, bikini clad (preferably string type), hot gal that’ll make yo’re mouth water, eyes pop out, drive ya nuts SEXY here!!
Heck with where they play, what they score, who wins or loses in terms of any golfer except for the ones with the best look’n, sexiest cheerleader and let her line up those puts, clean his balls, check his equipment or whatever else when he needs to RISE to the OHccasion!!
Then they could find some guy named PINCHem to be head of a re-new’d PGA called the Professional Golf ASSociation!!
NOW WHAT SAY YOU!!
This be Jimmy (provided they ain’t firing me yet) *laugh’n*